You remember, Ignatius Reilly sends a letter to Abelman's Dry Goods in Kansas City, Missouri, which precipitates a lawsuit. I was born in Kansas City, when I lived there my senior year of high school, I worked at a call center taking orders for Pizza Hut. One time, I pulled up a number and I shit you not, the previous person had put "STUPID IMMIGRANT" into the computer. I didn't erase it, I didn't change anything, I just processed the order, and when the people got their pizza, their coupon said STUPID IMMIGRANT, and they sued Pizza Hut. I was leaving anyway, I was only working to go see the Dead on spring break. I told them, I'm sorry guys, I didn't do it, I swear, but I don't think they believed me. It's true, I didn't do it.
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I couldn't resist, is this the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen, or what? I suppose it's the guys' version of Eat Pray Love. I hated that bird too.
I just wanted to be a musician, if I could sing Happy Birthday I would never have been the Messiah. I've said T.S. Eliot's play The Confidential Clerk is about me, it sounds delusional in the extreme but it's actually true. The guy's name is Colby Simpkins, mark the latter. No offense to my family. His ambition was to be a musician, but he ended up being the confidential clerk of Sir Claude Mulhammer (mark the latter). Sir Claude's wife is Lady Elizabeth, I told you Francis Bacon was the son of Elizabeth the "virgin queen," there's a plot about her lost son B. Kagan. The Shakespeare question. This is a mystery, how much did Eliot know, and how much was he an unwitting tool of God, like John Kennedy Toole. Oh yeah guys, there's mysteries in them books.
But as I was saying, let it be a lesson to the Jews. Their Messiah didn't get what he wanted, so he settled with being a writer. To be perfectly candid with you, reading a thousand books was a distant second. I hope everyone realizes, this is a reference to The Big Lebowski: "Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude, Asian-American, please." It's also deliberate, because we haven't come all this way to walk on eggshells, in my view. Nothing against the Chinese. Now with the Yids, that's another story, that's a term that conveys contempt without, I hope, sounding racial in tone. I will continue to employ it.
You remember Shabbat, God is furious at the Jews if they tear toilet paper on Saturday, let alone going on Instagram or something like that. It was because of Shabbat that all those ravers got put in microwaves, and baked until their brains exploded. If it weren't for Shabbat, the IDF would not have taken eight hours to respond to Chamas. Remember Shabbat.
This is interesting, the American government is owned lock, stock, and barrel by the Jews, who have really showed just what fascists they are in the past week. It's been a long time coming, folks, you should really savor this moment. I've taken two taser darts naked on seventeen hits of acid, the police were understandably not pleased with me, I was in the lobby of the Renaissance Hotel in Columbus, Ohio. It will be all right, as Ukridge would say.
For the Devil is come down, having great wrath, knowing he has but little time. They can take away Tiktok, but the clock keeps ticking. Tick. Tock.
What an asshole, he takes a goyische name and does this. Thanks, asshole. Nice knowin ya. I'm old enough to remember the first two seasons of The Daily Show, with Craig Kilborn, it was way way better. Way edgier. The Jews took it over and made it milquetoast. The original show was actually one of several reasons I failed out of the University of Kansas.
You may have heard an annoying Jew say something about Jewish guilt back in the day. They don't say it much anymore, but they used to, you would hear something or other about Jewish guilt, pretty predictably. God forbid someone says, actually you're right. You have filled the cup of wrath to its uttermost, and now you will pay.
There's a quote attributed to chess grandmaster Bobby Fischer, I don't know if it's apocraphyal but it's accurate, and even though he was Jewish, he knew the Jews well but he was a decent person, so of course he hated the Jews.
"No lie is too big for a Jew, no lie too small. Jews live by lying, and die with coming into contact with the truth." It's absolutely true, they cannot possibly survive the truth coming out. About 9/11, about covid, about a hundred other things. They have been enemies of God since before human life on earth, they've been around for a minute. I mentioned a while back, we are entering the punitive phase. If you read The Jew of Malta, there's a reversal of fortune for poor Barabas. All I know is, it's another week I don't have to worry about the public reaction to finding out Israel tricked America on 9/11. Another week I don't have to worry about The Holocaust 2.0. Another week I'm not stocking up on guns and going to the firing range instead of the hair salon. You want a funny mental picture, imagine a bunch of Jews at the firing range, thinking about becoming the next Clint Eastwood. I understand if you don't make it all the way through this, but they are poppin here, this is when they were really at the top of their game. The first time I saw these guys was the show after this, at the Fox Theatre in St. Louis. I was on a quarter of mushrooms, I don't remember the show at all. My dad had gotten good tickets from his lawyer, who did work for the Fox, at the time I was living with my grandparents in Kansas City, doing my senior year there, and we drove across state. One of my friends in St. Louis brought a small DAT (digital audio tape) deck and plugged it into a taper's microphones, and after the show at my dad's house, I was trying to hook up the DAT deck to the stereo, but it was a Bang & Olufsen stereo that didn't have standard inputs, and I was so high on mushrooms, trying to figure it out, to no avail. There was a period of around five or six years where I actually thought I was the Antichrist. That was scary, that's what made me actually take up the whole project of editing, really rewriting, the Anti-Machiavel. I had been sitting on the book for a couple years, thinking someone should do a new edition. If I hadn't been scared out of my wits, I'm sure I never would have taken up such a big project.
But I will be the anti-Peterson. I just thought of a book title: Don't Clean Your Room: Why Jordan Peterson is Wrong about Bloody Near Everything. I even have the epigraph all worked out: "If I was the sun I'd look for the shade, if I was a bed I would stay unmade." He wants to wrestle with God, does he? I think we can arrange that. You will say that cleanliness is next to Godliness, only the devil would counsel young men against cleaning their rooms. Who could possibly object to cleaning his room? It's more or less an inoffensive worldview, perfectly harmless. Ignatius Reilly would probably not agree. He would probably remind you that God is eternal, and cleanliness really pertains to the temporal. When they went after Socrates, they said he was corrupting the youth, I'm sure that's what would happen if I said you don't need to be OCD about the whole issue. Ben says Trump is right, these Nazi hippies are worse than the mongoloid feds with the tikitorch props in Charlottesville. Yeah guys, you have to up your game in terms of recognizing federal agents and psychological operations, take it from someone who was involved in drug distribution. In America they have eighteen intelligence agencies full of half-wits who actually want to work at an intelligence agency. That's what they do, run psychological operations against the American people. You could be forgiven for thinking the refined and lofty world of arts and letters is exempt from the sort of rancorous disputes that arise in politics. But decades ago, when authors had a role in public discussions, occasionally they really got into it. In the case of Norman Mailer and Gore Vidal, words were not enough, it actually came to blows. There was another fracas involving Mary McCarthy and Lilian Hellman, who, incidentally, was married to the author for whom my nephew was named (I know, they should have chosen "Ryan," but they went with "Dash"). One time on a television talk show, Mary McCarthy said of Lilian Hellman, "Every word she says is a lie, including 'and' and 'the.'" Lilian didn't like that at all.
It would be nice if we could get Jordan Peterson into a tussle with someone. What's that line, Ezra Pound and T.S. Eliot fighting in the captain's tower. Someone should explain the Noahide Laws to the protesters. See, there's seven rules the goyim have to follow, as opposed to 613 rules for the Special People. One of these Noahide laws is, don't blaspheme. And that includes criticizing God's Holy People, who are basically God Himself, in person.
I've heard the word "but" a great deal over the past few days. "I believe in free speech, but..." We've heard "I believe in freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach." Ask John Kennedy Toole, or you could if he were still alive, you can write a book satirizing the Yids, but even if it's a masterpiece, no one will publish it. I had a similar problem with my work. |
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