If you wondered, yes, I really enjoy emphasizing my unorthodox approach to money, specifically to irritate the Jews. It's the same reason I'm growing out my golden blonde locks. I want to be maximally irritating, and having lived in New York, I know how to do it.
When I was living there with a Jewish girlfriend in Greenwich Village, right around the corner from the White Horse Tavern, one time we went out and in the morning, I looked in my pockets and declared "I've lost my money." She had secretly hidden it, to teach me a lesson. Then, a little later, I went and checked the mail downstairs, and there was a letter from my mom with a hundred dollars in it. I said, triumphantly: "Aha! see? It comes right back." She was so exasperated, she was trying to teach me a lesson, but God intervened. I've been preserved at the state of nineteen years old, I was moving a lot of LSD and mushrooms in those days, we were kings.
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