Well if we don't watch sports and play video games, what will we do?

I'm glad you asked. Do you volunteer somewhere? I don't anymore, but I did for a while until I realized, my whole life is pro bono, I'm here for you people, not for myself. That sounds a little grandiose and self-important, but I got the receipts to prove it by now. Not the financial receipts, the literal receipts, those were pretty sparse, I've never even filed taxes. But I applied myself to the areas where I could see work needed to be done, without regard to the financial benefit. 

Again, have you tried LSD? LSD is a lot better than football, I promise. Books, people, books, if you haven't read a thousand books, get started now. Nothing before 1900, at least for a while. You can make an exception for Wodehouse and Eliot.