We should start a fundraiser, Bring Them Loans: Interest Rate Assistance for Hostages and their Bereaved

I don't believe there are any hostages, personally. I'm trying to think of a way to do this in a meme, Bring Them Loans, it's only a quarter after nine in the morning and I feel like I've put in an honest day's work as a writer, with that line, Bring Them Loans.

I think I could do a pretty good satire show, if you ask the South Park guys, they would probably tell you psychedelics had something to do with their whole worldview. People ask me, what radicalized you? and I tell them, seeing infomercials at three in the morning on psychedelics in high school. I'm still processing the trauma.