The Obvious Child

True story, the girl I lived with in New York is a talented chef, she worked so hard and always came home to me lying in her bed reading. My very existence is an insult to these people. I can see why she kicked me out, there was another incident I won't relate. But she later got hired by Lorne Michaels, he has a penthouse apartment in Greenwich Village, across the hall lives Paul Simon and my friend got to use his kitchen for parties because it has two ovens. She said he's a melancholy cat, those are the breaks, don't you know.