More from Wyatt Stagg

I don't watch westerns, for the same reason I never picked up Catch 22 or War and Peace. I've at least picked up most books you've heard of, but I'm so averse to war, even the title War and Peace is enough to put me off pretty severely. I did try the first hundred pages of Anna Karenina, and whatever they say about Tolstoy, yeah yeah yeah, whatever. He hated Shakespeare, that tells you everything you need to know.

​That's really been my main beef with my fellow Americans, all this bellicose war stuff, that and the commercialism. I just never saw it as legitimate or justifiable, I was against it from my teenage years and have never changed.