How are my jokes landing?

I know, if you're not a musician, Kenny G doesn't hit as hard. I was the most ridiculous snob, I even tried to be a jazz snob but I wasn't disciplined enough. I'm a workin on my banjo though. But as I was saying, I was the most ridiculous creature to everyone, this guy who can't lift a finger when it comes to money, who would rather die than work, and he's such a snob. I can kind of see why everyone seemed to take offense and view me askance. But I want to help you.