God privilege

I'm not sure if I should tell this story, but you've already heard part of it if you've read my stuff. I said, about the time when I was arrested naked on seventeen hits of LSD in the lobby of the Renaissance Hotel in Columbus, Ohio, that I had a good time and would do it again, which may have sounded like immodest boasting. But it's true, I was quite happy at the jail. When they got around to processing me, it was hours later but I was still very high, and the officer who processed me had the most beautiful multicolored eyes, and I said so enthusiastically, and she was very flattered. When we were done, I shit you not, I pinched her bottom and I got away with it. I'd like to see you try that.