The process of putting LSD on paper

It occurs to me that you might like to hear this. I was fairly gifted at chemistry, but I took a chemistry course my freshman year at college, and we had a three-hour lab on Tuesday nights, and it was unbelievably tedious, just torture. I had my own chemistry business going at the time, and three hours was a lot to ask. I took an F in the lab but got an A in the course, averaging to a C. I skipped the maximum labs you could and still pass.

So when you put LSD on paper, you do it five grams at a time, 50,000 hits. You do it 1,000 hits at a time. You take a tester ten-pack (that's what they call 1,000 hits) and put it in your pyrex brownie pan, and you take a graduated syringe full of vodka (LSD is not water soluble), and you measure how much the paper absorbs before leaving liquid in the pan, you move it around while you add the vodka until you see it's absorbed all it can. Then you do your math, and get to business. To dry the stuff, you put inverted Dixie cups all over the floor, and you end up with a little sea of acid, it's a nice sight, thinking of all those brains it will reach. 

So for all you gamers, all you football fans, we did stuff you don't even know about.