Somehow people got the impression that Nancy Reagan was Elijah

You youngens won't get this one, she is famous for her "Just Say No" campaign against drugs. Carlson seems to be of this mindset, he's like a Nancy Reagan with just a touch more testosterone. The truth, of course, is that God made the drugs, if you need coffee in the morning you're technically a drug addict, so I don't see the problem. Of course I don't want you guys in bad shape, but my worst battle has been with alcohol, by far. I'm glad for it, I'm not proud of it but I'm a grateful alcoholic, like they say in AA. 

​Here's Elijah or John, he wasn't a drinker but he did everything else in quantities. You remember, they called Jesus a drunkard, that was one of the rabbis' objections, and he said "Well John came neither eating nor drinking, and you didn't receive him either. Wisdom is justified by her children. Her works."

Maybe Candace should have converted to Mormonism. She seems to have political ambitions, maybe she can be like Mitt Romney, but a black woman. That's Carlson's sect, she seems to want to follow him.