Peterson: "I really don't like alcohol, here's why."

"No, I'm not Muslim. I knew a guy in Montreal, Frank Irvin, he looked just like Ernest Hemingway, and he had a monkey farm on St. Kitts. As one does. And what they did was, they gave Xanax, I mean alcohol, to the monkeys. And the monkeys got way too fucked up to do their monkeying. It was chaos. I'm going to make that Rule #13, never give monkeys alcohol."

No I'm not drinking, just checking to see how the old guy is holding up with the trolls.